bitches be krumping.

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When all your friends are pledging…..

…..your life dramatically changes…

I have never understood the draw of greek life……but it turns out most of my guy friends do. So goodbye them and hello to my bed. 

I think frats believe that their pledge process is more important because you need a higher security clearance to find out about what happens for their pledging that you do to find out the nuclear launch codes. 

The closed frat parties provide an evenings entertainment – as good as a movie but for free. Closed parties provide a place where the women are there to be chosen by the brothers and the pledges of the frat. I can’t tell if it is a cunning plan or a blatant show of how little game some brothers must have. The ratio brashly outweighs the 40%male 60%female ratio of AU. 

The girls at these parties though have come to understand that if you want to be noticed in the sea of ladies that you have got to stand out a bit. One girl took it a bit too far – though I am not complaining. The skinny white girl proceeded to break out onto the empty dance floor at about 10:00 and ……

krump.

for real, I haven’t seen krumping in years, but this bitch is bringing it back. Maybe harem pants and scrunchies are on their way, I should probably consult her.